Things My Mother Doesn't Know
If you have a secret your mother doesn't know, email it to thingsmymotherdoesntknow@gmail.com.


That you’re not too mad about the tattoo I got behind your back.
Lose the chord to the digital camera. I accidentally broke the camera and got rid of the chord so you wouldn’t blame me.
email it to thingsmymotherdoesntknow@gmail.com
want to get married but we need your blessing.
would check in on me ever hour. I really am doing my homework.
I said I liked that new lepard print dress you bought today. I think it’s hideous.
With someone, and it’s not the guy you forced me to go out with.
Found a place. I’m going to move out soon.
Halloween costume because it was skimpy. I wanted to show off my curves so guys will notice me.
You don’t want me to date Ryan. I’m even more upset at the fact that the reason why you don’t want me to date him is because he has a child with another woman.