Things My Mother Doesn't Know

We all love our mothers but we also keep secrets from them.

If you have a secret your mother doesn't know, email it to thingsmymotherdoesntknow@gmail.com.


#22 I’m so happy

That you’re not too mad about the tattoo I got behind your back.

#21 Dad didn’t actually

Lose the chord to the digital camera.  I accidentally broke the camera and got rid of the chord so you wouldn’t blame me.

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#20 James and I

want to get married but we need your blessing.

#19 I wish you

would check in on me ever hour.  I really am doing my homework.

#18 I lied when

I said I liked that new lepard print dress you bought today.  I think it’s hideous.

#17 I’m in love

With someone, and it’s not the guy you forced me to go out with.

#16 I have already

Found a place.  I’m going to move out soon.

#15 I Bought My

Halloween costume because it was skimpy.  I wanted to show off my curves so guys will notice me.

#14 I’m Upset That

You don’t want me to date Ryan.  I’m even more upset at the fact that the reason why you don’t want me to date him is because he has a child with another woman.