November 2009
8 posts
#22 I'm so happy
That you’re not too mad about the tattoo I got behind your back.
#21 Dad didn't actually
Lose the chord to the digital camera. I accidentally broke the camera and got rid of the chord so you wouldn’t blame me.
Have a secret from your mother?
email it to thingsmymotherdoesntknow@gmail.com
#20 James and I
want to get married but we need your blessing.
#19 I wish you
would check in on me ever hour. I really am doing my homework.
#18 I lied when
I said I liked that new lepard print dress you bought today. I think it’s hideous.
#17 I'm in love
With someone, and it’s not the guy you forced me to go out with.
#16 I have already
Found a place. I’m going to move out soon.
#15 I Bought My
Halloween costume because it was skimpy. I wanted to show off my curves so guys will notice me.
October 2009
15 posts
#14 I'm Upset That
You don’t want me to date Ryan. I’m even more upset at the fact that the reason why you don’t want me to date him is because he has a child with another woman.
#13 Stop Trying To
Make me resemble you. I want to be my own person. I wish you’d love me for me.
#12 I Know You Know
That Todd and I had sex and I wish you would just talk to me.
#11 I Am Not
An alcoholic because of you. And I wish you wouldn’t blame yourself.
#10 My One Regret
Is that I’m not the best daughter.
#9 I Never Blamed
You for my unhappiness.
#8 I've Always Wondered
Why you gave me such a plain name when my siblings got unique ones.
#7 It Doesn't Bother
Me the fact that I’m the blacksheep of the family.
#6 Why Don't I
Look anything like you?
#5 I Wish I
Never let you see me in pain.
#4 I Wish You
Would divorce my dad so you can finally be happy.
#3 I'm Glad You
Know that I’m not going to wait until I am married before I have sex.
#2 You Taught Me
About sex way too late and I felt like an outcast in school.
#1 I Don't Think
I’m straight but I’m not completely gay.